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  1. Nathan Ross Murphy

    "I'm not picking my nose it's just dry" doesn't support your claim of innocence, Grandpa. It tells me why you're doing it. #grandp

  2. Nathan Ross Murphy

    Fact: The testosterone exchange between two bros wearing the same tank top in passing is readable on the Richter scale.

  3. Nathan Ross Murphy

    At my little niece's birthday party. These little kids are wasted. No drunkard could ever match this.

  4. Nathan Ross Murphy

    BBQ'n it up w/ @QuincyPondexter. @memphisinmay #gritngrind #grizznation http://t.co/8DFmp8Y943

  5. Nathan Ross Murphy

    "Oh my god it's purple, y'all. The light is purple. What do I do???" "FLY, yo!!!"

  6. Nathan Ross Murphy

    A fun idea would be if they snuck an extra color into the traffic light. Imagine driving full speed toward an intersection & then *PURPLE.*

  7. Nathan Ross Murphy

    Yay.

  8. Nathan Ross Murphy

    Poop.

  9. Nathan Ross Murphy

    If you want to see 200,000 years of cognitive achievement erased from the minds of a group of people throw a free t-shirt at them.

  10. Nathan Ross Murphy

    Rorschach clearly doesn't sleep when I leave town. Upon getting back it's always *Great to see you here's a little pee goodnight for 4 days.

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