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Stefan That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people.

Stefan The problem with the world today is, there is too much drama and not enough comedy.

Stefan Take an interest in the future, you will spend the rest of your life there.

Stefan How To Make The Best Salad Ever: Step 1. Substitute lettuce with pizza.

Stefan You don't get it by wishing, staring, or hoping. You don't get it easy. You get it by working your a** off every single day.

Tim Korry Going through a talking laserwash and listening to the Old Testament through my iPhone simultaneously is a freaky experience

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Tim Korry Working on new music.... And a full beard.

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Midwest Party Promoter! 608-446-3924(Texts Encoura If 2012 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.

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Stefan I'm going to open a gym this new year and call it "Resolutions". For the first two weeks it's a gym, for the rest of the year it becomes a bar and fast food restaurant.

Stefan One smile, can start a friendship. One word, can end a fight. One look, can save a relationship. One person can change your life.

Stefan Memories make us who we are. Dreams make us who we might be in the future.

Stefan Lesson #1: Only trust people who like big butts... They can not lie.

Stefan If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"?

Tim Korry Galway Ireland.... The musical Journey... http://t.co/ZP3WqPbt

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Stefan Happy Holidays to you and yours!

Tim Korry People don't come to God. God comes to people. Just as he did 2000 years ago... He still does.

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Stefan Leaders are made, and they are made by effort and hard work. Vince Lombardi

Stefan I gotta get up and undressed for work. - Strippers